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This DJ calls a woman and claims to be working for the company that manufactured the vibrator she recently purchased. He gets her to admit some pretty personal information.

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VideoJug: How To Give A Goodnight Kiss

How To Give A Goodnight Kiss

So, you’ve had a great date, and you know you want to kiss her, and
you’re hoping she feels the same way… Here are some pointers to a
successful goodnight kiss.

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Step 1:

DETERMINE HER INTEREST (OR LACK OF IT)

So, you’ve had a great date, and – because your parents raised you
properly – you’ve walked your girl to her front door. You know you want
to kiss her, and you’re hoping she feels the same way - so you go for
it.

““But how do I know if she wants to kiss me?,” you ask. William
Cane, in his book, The Art of Kissing, says that 90% of men have no
idea when a woman wants to be kissed.

Relationship expert Dr. Joy Brown explains in Dating for Dummies
that a woman’s body language can tell you if she wants to be kissed or
not. You should definitely learn that language of love…or face the
dreaded turning of the cheek.

If she’s really disgusted by you, she’ll turn her head so far, you won’t even get the cheek…you’ll get the ear.

You’ve got yourself an extremely red light if she has her key out
of her purse, in the front door lock, and you’re saying goodnight to
her back.

Other red lights may include:

Lips clamped so tight you’d need a crowbar to part them

A stubborn refusal to make eye contact

Getting the hand that says “stop right there”

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Step 2:

MAKING THE MOVE

In every goodnight kiss scenario, you’ve got a limited “Window of Opportunity – to make your move.

So once you get the coveted “green light,” go in for the kiss.

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Step 3:

THE KISS

Alright,
Romeo, if you’re ready to close the deal with fair Juliet, all you have
to do is create an “awkward pause” in the conversation. Studies show
that people are uncomfortable with gaps of silence in conversation. So
fill it with a smile…and get ready for that kiss.

Since this is your first kiss with this fine young lass, follow the
K.I.S.S. acronym, and Keep It Simple, Stupid. Your lips are 100 times
more sensitive than the tips of her fingers. Which means even a soft ‘n
sweet kiss will curl her toes.

So, turn your head slightly to the side, lean in slowly and rock her world! So there it is. Another successful goodnight kiss.

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VideoJug: How To Undo Her Bra With One Hand

How To Undo Her Bra With One Hand

Defeat the bra enemy in one easy motion. Always a nervous encounter
for males around the globe, but with VideoJug’s assistance you never
need to worry again!

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Step 1:

You will need

• A willing partner
• Breasts that are encased in a bra
• Dextrous fingers
• Nerves of steel
• A spirit of adventure.

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Step 2:

Know your enemy

The bra is your enemy. It has got what you want.

To defeat this enemy you must do some intelligence gathering. Make
sure your hands are warm, cold hands are not sexy. Put your hand under
her top. If she is uncomfortable with this, then chillaxe at first
base.

If you get a positive response, and she’s up for it, get an answer
to this key question: is it a back-fastening bra, or a front-fastening
bra?

Why not just ask?
Here’s why:

He says, “Um, excuse me, can you tell me if this is a front
fastening or back fastening bra? And can you please assist me in
removing it?”

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Step 3:

Back-fastenings

First see if the bra fastens at the back. Move your hand across her
back, and locate her bra strap. Now feel for an 3-5 cm long section of
thicker fabric in the centre of the bra strap, or perhaps a tiny gap
where the fastenings meet.
Don’t think, feel…. Bingo! It’s a back fastener. Easy! Now you know what you are dealing with.

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Step 4:

Front-fastenings

It isn’t a back fastener? We are probably dealing with a front fastener. These unclip between the cups at the front of the bra.

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Step 5:

Other types of bra?

If you can’t find the fastening at front or back, consider the rare
possibility that she is wearing an aerobic bra, or that she isn’t
wearing a bra at all. All right!

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Step 6:

The pinch and release

This will take practice, so it’s a good idea to practice on a close
friend before the date. Whether back or front fastening, most bras clip
and unclip with tiny hooks. The one handed release technique is the
same for both front and back fastenings. You need to gently clench the
material around both sides of the fastening, and then squeeze them
together so that the hooks release. Congratulations - you can now try
to unhook a bra on a real woman.

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VideoJug: How To Kiss Someone Passionately

How To Kiss Someone Passionately

Nervous about your first kiss? Let VideoJug show you how to kiss
someone passionately. Kissing tips, hints, and advice on how to perfect
that kiss for that special person in your life.

You Will Need

• A pair of lips
• Someone to kiss
• Confidence

Nervous about your first kiss? Let VideoJug show you how to kiss
someone passionately. Kissing tips, hints, and advice on how to perfect
that kiss for that special person in your life.

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Step 1:

Preparation

Check your breath. If you are intending to kiss someone for the first
time then avoid strong foods like onion, garlic or strong flavours,
unless of course your partner has been indulging in the same foods. If
in doubt about your breath, suck a breath mint. But remember to have
swallowed this before you start kissing, or your partner will be very
surprised, particularly if they don’t like mint.

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Step 2:

Be confident

Nothing ruins a kiss more than uncertainty. This confidence is
essential, as hard as it is to get a kiss the first time, it will be
harder to get one after a failed attempt. Once you have decide you are
going to kiss someone, choose your moment and go for it.

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Step 3:

The lips

It is best to start off simply. When it feels right, tilt your head
slightly to one side to avoid clashing noses, lean in and press your
lips onto your partner’s lips, softly, so you don’t bump teeth. If you
do bump teeth accidentally, just carry on kissing.
Vary the amount you open your mouth, and the rhythm of your kisses. You may wish to use the tip of your tongue.

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Step 4:

Advanced techniques

This style of kissing was not invented by the French, although they are
probably quite good at it. It refers to the type of kiss where you
insert your tongue deep into the other person’s mouth and move it
around. It is perhaps best defined by what you should not do. You
should try to avoid swirling your tongue around aggressively like an
electric eel caught in a fishing net, but equally you should not let
your entire tongue go completely limp and floppy. If it feels right,
you are probably doing it right. As the kiss progresses you may want to
move to the neck. Kissing and nibbling the neck is perfectly acceptable
when snogging and is the reason for the term necking.

A love bite is a red mark left on the skin, usually the neck or
shoulder, caused by excessive lip suction on the skin. It is, depending
on your point of view, a charming memento of the kissing session or a
repulsive and embarrassing bruise. It is best to discuss the giving or
receiving of a love bite with your partner, before leaving one.

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Step 5:

What to do with the rest of your body

This is really up to you. There are many things you can do to heighten
a kiss, you can hold or stroke your partner’s back, run your fingers
through their hair, or feel other parts of their body.Who knows where
this might lead….. Well done, you are now kissing somebody
passionately for the first time…..

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VideoJug: How To Avoid Trapped Arm Whilst Cuddling In Bed

How To Avoid Trapped Arm Whilst Cuddling In Bed

Everyone loves a cuddle, particularly a cuddle in bed. But how can you avoid trapping your arm while hugging? VideoJug gives you the options in this cuddling kama sutra.

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Step 1:

The Classic Spoon

Falling asleep in the ’spoons’ position is likely to result in a trapped arm for ‘Mr. Spoon’- (i.e., the one doing the cuddling), as he will have less space to position the lower arm comfortably. It is his arm that will go dead, while his partner drifts off into a beautifully secure and comfortable reverie. The only merit of this position is that ‘Ms. Spoon’ is likely to fall asleep quickly, giving you the chance to take evasive action.
To remove your arm without waking her, hold her close and gently roll her away from you, moving with her rather than pushing her away. Once she is re-positioned comfortably, roll yourself back to your original position and you should find you have the freedom to remove your arm easily.

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Step 2:

The Shoulder Roll

If the Classic Spoon isn’t working, turn your body towards your partner and rest your upper arm round your partner’s waist and your lower arm behind you. Your arm position means you are leaning on your partner for support.
One potential issue is that if you are much larger than her, you might crush her, but at least you’ll sleep well.

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Step 3:

The Superman

If the Shoulder Roll isn’t comfortable, try a technique that takes a little forethought and planning. You need to position the pillows lower down the bed than usual. Now assume The Classic Spoon position, but move the problematic lower arm above you, under the pillow and out the other side so it is stretched over your head. You are now in the Superman flying position. This has advantages- if you can’t sleep you can pretend to be Superman. Or if this doesn’t appeal, you can use the outstretched arm for texting, playing computer games or reading French poetry… all while she is sleeping.

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Step 4:

The star gazer

Legend tells of a really comfortable fleshy bit to the side of a man’s chest. How fleshy and how comfortable depends on the size of the man.
So take advantage of this by forgetting the spoons positions above, and lie on your back. Now encourage her to find your fleshy bit with her head, and use it as a pillow. Intimacy? Check! Comfort? Check! This position could be a winner.
Please note that to increase the size of your fleshy bit, you may need to eat a lot of junk food and cut down on exercise. All for her sake, what a perfect boyfriend you are.

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Step 5:

The pragmatic approach

If all else fails, initiate a massive argument before you go to sleep, so your partner won’t want to be anywhere near you. Have some flowers and croissants ready to make up in the morning, and prepare for 8 hours of dreamless, pain-free shut-eye… on the sofa.

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