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SEX: 41 Best Uses For It !

# Sex as a sedative. It helps you go to sleep.
# Sex to fight addictions. It helped me quit smoking
# Sex as a laxative. Regular sex helps you have regular shits.
# Sex to get to know somebody. You can tell a lot about a person by fucking them.
# Sex as a meditation.
# Sex to relive boredom.
# Sex to improve concentration.
# Sex to make money.
# Sex to create magic. Some witches believe that that the most powerful time to cast a spell is during orgasm.
# Sex for manipulation. It can get you what you want.
# Sex as a reward. Either to yourself or to someone else.
# Sex for relaxation.
# Sex for rejuvenation. It keeps you looking and feeling younger.
# Sex to increase energy. A great pick-me-up.
# Sex to cure an asthma attack. I saved a man’s life once.
# Sex to make you laugh. It can be hilarious.
# Sex as a gift. A present for birthdays, anniversaries, Bar Mitzvahs…
# Sex to get high.
# Sex to achieve an altered state.
# Sex to create life.
# Sex for waking up. Helps get rid of that groggy feeling.
# Sex to cure back pain.
# Sex to keep warm in the winter.
# Sex as a pain killer. It’s far more potent than aspirin, and most prescription pain killers.
# Sex as an anti-depressant. It will cheer you up.
# Sex for stress reduction.
# Sex as a spiritual exercise.
# Sex for exercise. It’s aerobic and burns calories.
# Sex for thrills and adventure.
# Sex to relive headaches. Even migraines.
# Sex as a cure for writer’s block.
# Sex as a good deed. Give the needy an occasional mercy fuck.
# Sex as an art form. It can be very creative and a great way to express oneself.
# Sex to control appetite. It can be so filling.
# Sex for cardiovascular health.
# Sex to create intimacy.
# Sex as an expression of love.
# Sex for itching mosquito bites. Apply your own sperm to affected areas.
# Sex for barter. Trade it for all kinds of things.
# Sex to get in touch with emotions, like sadness.
# Sex to avoid working. I can always finish this some other time.